9:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

Law 9:24:   the last three holes of a round of golf will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be... nine holes don't count.  

Usually the first nine holes make you look like a prince or a golfgal diva, but going into those final holes all of the sudden Murphy joins your group and your wildest dreams become green nightmares. FORE!

8:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

8:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf:  Golf Balls from the same 'sleeve' tend to follow one another, particularly, out of bounds or into the water.  See LAW 3.

Just like Forest Gump ~ and that's all I have to say about that.

7:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

7:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf:  It has been said that the 3 wood is demon possessed and the most annoying person you can think of... does not come close.  However, that been said, I love my hybrid 3 wood, so I call mine blessed.   FORE!!!

6:24 Days of Murphys Laws - Group Dynamics

Law 6:24  Days of Murphys Laws:  A golfer that hits into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group.  Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a middle linebacker, Hulk Hogan, Hannibal Lector and an IRS agent... or some similar combination. 


Of course, as a woman, I don't punch, hit, spit, but sometimes I may curse.  So how big my opposing groups are does not matter to me in the least.  Just watch out for the FORE!!!!! 

5:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

5:24   Murphys Laws of golf In Day Five States:   The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.


I don't know about you but whenever I play with someone who has one more day experience that I do it seems that this person thinks I want to learn everything they know....NOT!!!!  If I wanted their opinion I would pay for it!!!  FORE!!!

4:24 Days of Murphy's Laws of Golf

4:24  The fourth day of 24 Days of Murphy's Laws:  Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play.  If one does, the  tree is breaking a law of the universe and should become firewood.  

I can say that this law has definitely affected me on several occasions.  The golf ball would hit the limbs of the tree and drop in some obscure location that is simply unhittable (is that a word?) or would hit the tree trunk and ricoche outside the fairway and into the deep rough.  Once the golf ball hit the tree trunk and went for a plunge into the ravine about 10 yards away.  As much as I love trees, they are just not meant to accompany fairways on a golf course.  FORE!  

3:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

3:24 Murphys Laws regarding brand new golf balls: somehow new golf balls are water-magnetic.  Though this cannot be proven in a lab, it seems to be a temporary phenomenon.  It is a known fact that the more expensive the ball, the greater 'attraction to water'  magnetic value it contains. Also Expensive clubs have been known to possess a sudden death syndrome in most unusual circumstances.   

Note to self: Take a couple extra older balls when driving over water and laugh in face of Murphy Laws ... Out Loud!!!  FORE!