19:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

19:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf:  You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time and a 2-inch branch 90% of the time.

Golfgal has not been posting as often due to becoming a new grandmother!!!!!!  FORE!   

Day 18:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

Day 18:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf:  As most of you are very much aware...the shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight shot that passes directly through the center of a very large tree resembling that of the Redwood National Forest.  Fore!!

17:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

17:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf:  It's not a gimme if you're still 4 feet away.

16:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

16:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf:  Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.  Of course unless you call a Mulligan.

15:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

15:24 Days of Murphys of Golf:  Counting on your opponent to inform you when breaking a rule is like expecting a self-directed derogatory comment on their own haircut.  We all know the curse of the bad hair days and the kind people who say, no really, no one will even notice that wild hair sticking off the top of your head.   How about that curl that flips off the side of the ear or the flat bed head from the mattress, no one notices...right? FORE!!

14:24 Murphys Laws of Golf

14:24 Murphys Laws of Golf:  Someone told me that it is surprisingly easy to hold a 50 foot put when you lie 8.... ok I said, all the while thinking, "what the H--- does that mean?"  FORE!!!

13:24 Murphys Laws of Golf

13:24 Murphys Laws of Golf:  If it isn't broke, try changing your grip....NOT!!!  I was given a grip and told never to change it.  FORE!!  Of course unless it is the grip on your putter itself...then of course change away.

I still don't get those long chest putter thingies...seems like cheating to me.