15:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

15:24 Days of Murphys of Golf:  Counting on your opponent to inform you when breaking a rule is like expecting a self-directed derogatory comment on their own haircut.  We all know the curse of the bad hair days and the kind people who say, no really, no one will even notice that wild hair sticking off the top of your head.   How about that curl that flips off the side of the ear or the flat bed head from the mattress, no one notices...right? FORE!!

14:24 Murphys Laws of Golf

14:24 Murphys Laws of Golf:  Someone told me that it is surprisingly easy to hold a 50 foot put when you lie 8.... ok I said, all the while thinking, "what the H--- does that mean?"  FORE!!!

13:24 Murphys Laws of Golf

13:24 Murphys Laws of Golf:  If it isn't broke, try changing your grip....NOT!!!  I was given a grip and told never to change it.  FORE!!  Of course unless it is the grip on your putter itself...then of course change away.

I still don't get those long chest putter thingies...seems like cheating to me.

12:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

12:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf:  Bad shots come in groups of three, we already know not to use good balls when hitting over water, so when hitting the fourth consecutive bad shot in a row it means that you have two more just like it since it is started another group of three.  That darn Murphy!  Fore!! 

11:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

11:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf:  All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.

What vow?  FORE!!!!

10:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

10:24 Days of Murphys Laws for Golf:  Of course this law depends on how much you play ~ Golf should be given up at least twice per month.  Hopefully when doing so, the clubs remain straight for the next time the game is renewed...if not the sport can become exhorbitantly expensive. FORE!!

9:24 Days of Murphys Laws of Golf

Law 9:24:   the last three holes of a round of golf will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be... nine holes don't count.  

Usually the first nine holes make you look like a prince or a golfgal diva, but going into those final holes all of the sudden Murphy joins your group and your wildest dreams become green nightmares. FORE!